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guy:

when you find hair in your food

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kricketot:

*favorite character dies*

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thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

dude
me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

Grandma’s fuckin outraged.

high-blogging:

bye guys this is my stop


Where I belong

high-blogging:

bye guys this is my stop

Where I belong

Yes!

Yes!

You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
Kathryn Stockett, The Help (via kushandwizdom)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

putahilton:

zooeydeschannoying:

i have no doubt in my mind he snapped his spinal cord

he dead

Fecken egit!

putahilton:

zooeydeschannoying:

i have no doubt in my mind he snapped his spinal cord

he dead

Fecken egit!

Why is this so funny?

Why is this so funny?

dxfying-gravity:

kierenkisses:

tru

ed is my spirit animal

dxfying-gravity:

kierenkisses:

tru

ed is my spirit animal

kanyezus:

im-a-walking-paradox:

me

IT’s BACK

I perform that exact same routine every time I order pizza.

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

cyberqueer:

dark horse over partition?

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