|—||Kathryn Stockett, The Help (via kushandwizdom)|
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
i have no doubt in my mind he snapped his spinal cord
I perform that exact same routine every time I order pizza.
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
dark horse over partition?
I bet he is