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You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
Kathryn Stockett, The Help (via kushandwizdom)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

putahilton:

zooeydeschannoying:

i have no doubt in my mind he snapped his spinal cord

he dead

Fecken egit!

putahilton:

zooeydeschannoying:

i have no doubt in my mind he snapped his spinal cord

he dead

Fecken egit!

Why is this so funny?

Why is this so funny?

dxfying-gravity:

kierenkisses:

tru

ed is my spirit animal

dxfying-gravity:

kierenkisses:

tru

ed is my spirit animal

kanyezus:

im-a-walking-paradox:

me

IT’s BACK

I perform that exact same routine every time I order pizza.

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

cyberqueer:

dark horse over partition?

image

Please

I want Beyonce to kick me in the vagina.

theedark-knight:

Lmfao

I bet he is

theedark-knight:

Lmfao

I bet he is

My girl’s pretty chill. So no.

My girl’s pretty chill. So no.

asiagettheyayo:

lmaoooooooo

LOL

More like concussion challenge.

More like concussion challenge.